"some nice ham, a few tomatoes and some lettuce" from the shop to go with the nice crusty bread I already have so I can make sandwiches for lunch and he turns up with :
Bernad Mathews wafer thin turkey ham x2 (half price don't you know)
The limpest reduced lettuce you have ever seen
and some manky cherry tomatoes.
He offered to pop to the shop for me seeing as he's having lunch at the golf club. AArrghhhhhhhh! Why are the girls and I second class citizens!!!!!