This is a very long shot!
We used to sing a song in school about 30 years ago. It was a religious based song and was to do with the census being taken, and the spelling of people's names.
I can remember a fairly large chunk, which went:
"Habbakuk, 2 Ks or 3? Ezra, Z or S? How on earth d'you spell Jehoshaphat?
I've got news for you, my friend. As far as I'm concerned...
Your name's Smith! And that my friend is that."
Does anyone remember this song?? I've Googled and can't find a thing!