AIBU for wanting to plan my partners murder...

[Ineedhelpsobadly]

For being so bloody noisy when he eats!!!! He is eating a bowl of chicken, noodles and some sauce at this time of night and then wonders why he's putting on weight?!
He has also chatted so much bollocks tonight to the point where I've actually said 'I don't care'
He's getting on my tits tonight.

Dd was smacking on chewing gum in the car today and I nearly stopped and threw her out. (OK, she's only 8 so not really, but...) DH brought home a packet of toffees the other night and I got proper ragey. It's awful to listen to. You have my sympathy and an alibi.

I'm ready to murder my partner too! Just the constant sound of food going round and round his mouth, the sound his lips make when they part for another disgusting bite. He could bite into fucking air and make it sound like it's a bag of nails he's munching on!

I have a theory. I really can't stand night time eating noises. Just can't. My theory is that my heart rate drops to sleepy level and eating noises give me a fright.

I'm intolerant at night, fine during the day.

Dh has a late bowl of cereal and I have to go up to bed or else I'd shove it down his neck.
He was eating popadoms the other night and i text DD
"Dad has popodoms"
She text back "ugh" 😂😂