to think that some posters get all irate over the most TRIVIAL thing just so they can post a thread in this section?

[VeniVidiVickiQV]

AIBU to object strongly to supermarkets that sell out of season aubergines?!

Can you believe that people sometimes hem their curtains Too Short?!

And as for people who have ears! How fecking DARE they?!

AIBU to expect my nose not to run after I have come in from the cold?

Marsy! You rang earlier? Are you OK? Sorry I didn't answer, up to my eyes in shopping bags, then in DS1's throat infection, vomiting and temp

(Hunker, VVV's evil twin)

I'm the one making the witty posts

this is a real one actually...

my neighbour, when in my house and making coffee, gets coffee in my sugar.

i could rip her effing head off it annoys me so much.

HOW HARD IS IT TO USE THE FECKING SUGAR FIRST??????

sorry...feel much better now.

cant we just have a stupid rant section?

The fake one is much more sarcastic, and her grammer and spelling is always faultless

What Mr Spock did on Star Trek was that one of the Kirks said "Why don't you shoot us both, Mr Spock?" and he immediately shot the other one - knowing the baddie would never have suggested that.

To think that the old chap (there is no ageism), at Asdas waved me gaily away whilst knowing that I was feeding my family poison. His name is Bernard.

Well I'm not about to suggest you shoot both of us

{yes Hinker but it doesn't matter it's been sorted and I am and have been fine all day. I thought you were banned?}

Sarcastic?! Me?! As IF!

Right, got to go and give antibiotics to my poorly son - nice chatting, so long, thanks for all the goblins xxx

Night Hunker.

Night folks, I'm off too.

Hunker, please get your name back. I miss seeing it around.

nite bernard xx