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My cat thinks I am UR (Lighthearted)

21 replies

URCat · 19/05/2019 16:39

She’s running around having a jolly old time. She ran onto my feet as I was walking to the kitchen, so I tripped over her.

She’s now sat in corner of my sofa giving me the evils as if I’m the one in the wrong.

AIBU to get rid of her if she’s not going to be polite?

(Lighthearted, I love my cat, she’s like my 2nd baby after DD!)

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TheCanyon · 19/05/2019 16:47

Nope YABU. You must always anticipate the human killing ninja moves!

LadySainsburySeal · 19/05/2019 16:50

Be very careful if you need to go to the loo in the middle of the night - watch out for lurking ninja cat at the top of the stairs! 😆

slashlover · 19/05/2019 16:53

YABVVVVVU! She's allowing you and your DD to live in HER house, the least you can do is cater to her every whim.

URCat · 19/05/2019 17:13

watch out for lurking ninja cat at the top of the stairs!

Grin

the least you can do is cater to her every whim.

Oh yes, I forgot that, I will correct myself immediately Wink

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Iruka · 19/05/2019 17:25

I disturbed their nap this morning after only three hours. Was given the side eye until I left for work 😂

YesItsMeIDontCare · 19/05/2019 17:30

It's raining. Apparently it's my fault. This makes me unreasonable. 🤷🏼‍♀️

URCat · 19/05/2019 17:45

It's raining. Apparently it's my fault. This makes me unreasonable. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Didn't you know you could control the weather?

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CheeseFace · 19/05/2019 18:41

YABU posting a story about your cat without the mandatory picture of her.

Toddlerteaplease · 19/05/2019 19:22

YABU. She can do no wrong!

mimibunz · 19/05/2019 19:24

I forgot to read his mind and gave him a dinner he didn’t want. I will be punished with a 3am solo sung in my face.

URCat · 19/05/2019 19:30

CheeseFace This is the asshole, making herself comfy on MY yes I am shouting blanket on the sofa

My cat thinks I am UR (Lighthearted)
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Justkeeprollingalong · 19/05/2019 19:31

Anyone (sorry any cat) that beautiful is obviously in charge.

indianbackground · 19/05/2019 19:32

I don’t think cat slaves actually own anything do they? Just allowed use as convenient.

VodselForDinner · 19/05/2019 19:37

That’s a beautiful cat.

Mine woke me up from a nap by sitting on the back of my head (I sleep face-down with my bum in the air Grin ) and pulling the hair in my ponytail. I had the temerity to ask her to stop. She’s now very, very cross with me.

learieonthewildmoor · 19/05/2019 21:00

You are never getting that blanket back.

My girl is not cross with me, it’s just she’s not going to pay any attention to what I’ve said.
Clearly waiting for me to clean it up and leave the room.

My cat thinks I am UR (Lighthearted)
HelloDearHusband · 19/05/2019 21:13

My cat thinks I'm unreasonable And is giving me the silent treatment. Earlier she sat on me and fell asleep, then I had to do stuff like feed the human kids so I picked her up and put her on the chair. She sat up and gave me dead eyes and now refuses to come to me....

URCat · 19/05/2019 21:21

Loving all these stories of UR humans Grin

I know I'm not getting that blanket back, if I go near it she jumps on it and sits on it looking at me as if to say "Did you think you were getting it?"

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scaryteacher · 19/05/2019 21:24

One of my boys thinks I am UR. He had a canine removed last week which has left a hole in his jaw that became infected, and so we were back to the vet. He has been under house arrest for 8 days now, with another 5 to go, and I should know that he is a free range cat and open the door for him. Having spent about €600 getting all this done, I am not inclined to ignore the vet!

Iwantacookie · 19/05/2019 21:24

Mine thought I was unreasonable at stupid o'clock this morning coz I wanted to shut the door. Apparently I was supposed to just sit with it open while she sat in the doorway.
In the end she did not want to go outside Hmm

URCat · 19/05/2019 21:25

In the end she did not want to go outside Hmm

Of course she didn't she wanted to have the choice and you took that choice away, so you're UR

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CheeseFace · 19/05/2019 23:11

I love her, what a beautiful cat.

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