What annoys you?

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When people ask "what's a taxi number, what time does x restaurant close" etc on Facebook - Google it!

This has absolutely no impact on my life, but it annoys me so much! 😂

what annoys you?

People who say pack lunch instead of packed, and half term for every single school holiday.

Sound of people chewing and slurping Arthur

Not Arthur, I meant Arrrghhhh

I've thankfully never actually seen anyone ask annoying questions like that on Facebook, but I've seen people posting on there to complain about it several times

People

Oh, so much stuff. I'm a bit of a whinge!

People who park opposite junctions.
Cyclists without helmets, lights etc.
Folk who don't indicate before they turn.
People who let their kids run everyone else's time by running amok.
People who make sweeping statements about groups of other people...

I could go on.

People getting to ticket barriers and only then start looking for their ticket, while a queue builds behind them.

People who NEVER post on facebook until they feel the need to check in at hospital 🙄

Yes, other people eating!!! Currently listening to DH eating toast and want to stab the fucker!!!

People who say chest of draws! It should be 'drawers'

People who say 'i done that' instead of 'i did'

When people say 'i would of done that' instead of 'i would have done that'

Drives me insane!

The sound of people chewing their food...

Chester draws.

And "smacking". Not spanking but the Scottish term for chewing and making noise.

I have a whole family of "smackers" and I want to rip my ears off at meal times.

People smashing their cutlery on their plate and noisy eating.

People who sit in their car and beep instead of getting out and knocking on the door. Or those that sit in the car with the engine running while browsing their phone or drinking a coffee and then throw the cup on my drive.

People who let their dogs out in the morning for a pee and leave them barking for hours.

People who check in at hospital/ write cryptic miserable Facebook statuses and when ppl ask if they're ok say "PM you hun" Alsi ppl who post awful things about share if you hate cancer/ child sex abuse/ depression. Most of you won't stare this but I know my real friends are. Finally cancer awareness posts where you post your fav colour and fruit etc as that'll clearly lead to the cure

LOUD finger sucking, if you eat something sticky, wash your hands or at least suck quietly.

Ventriloquists - weird and bastard annoying. Ditto impressionists.

Ignorant people who stop in groups to chat in the middle of pavements and block them. When this happens outside my DC school I walk through the middle saying "excuse me", but see others walking on the road to get around them, often with young DC!

I annoy myself. I'm a dick and I've made some shitty life choices.

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People that say “I don’t do....”
I don’t do sm
I don’t do Facebook
I don’t do potatoes

Irrational rage at those twats.

People who say "I don't know what I'm doing that night yet" when you ask them if they want to do something (eg go out etc).
If you don't know what you're doing, you have no plans, do you? So do you want to come out with me or not? * *

People who whistle

People who stand so close to me in a queue that they touch me or keep bumping into me. And then when I move forward to get away from them they move forward too GET OUT OF MY PERSONAL SPACE.

Those women in the supermarket who just have to stand blocking the space to have a gossip and give you the dirty looks for daring to need something off the shelf they are blocking!i don’t care who’s shagging who-I just want my bread!

When your eating a food, minding your business and somebody 'eerrrrrrs' at it !
Shut up and let me eat my food