Thru our connecting door, i just heard my boss say "put teh call through to mamag" so I've dialled the speaking clock

[MamaGryffindor]

pmsl

you should be doing your job

I know but I'm BUSY

didn;t know your real name was MamaG

you should take the call, you;ll only have to do it later

mumsnetting and secretly doing your profile on facebook

Nah, she's taken itthe lazy feck

its her blardy client not mine! I've got enough of my own thankyouverymuch

what do you do anyway?

Yes, there's a question, what DO you do all day?

i'm a lawyer

what KIND of lawyer?

or are you a soicotr
why do no solicotrs call themselevs that any more

a baby lawyer - paralegal

If I say paralegal, everyone says "whats that?" so tis easier to say lawyer

does no one descibe htemselsv as a solicotr any nroe

They do in my firm

the cleaners don't though

at cleaners.

My tight arse boss won't get one, so I have to do it. Filthy carpets, filthy kitchen and unspeakable loo. This is not what I have spent the past 18 years qualifying to do....

I'd refuse point blank

Your a lawyer!

Ooooh blimey

Gosh! You're quite clever then? It doesn't come across like that!

cheeky mares