Rooting around the last of what's in the cupboards before the food shop tomorrow to try and throw something together for dinner (for one). Feel pretty pleased with myself when I make a bacon, onion, and melty cheese wrap. Cut it in two, bring one half to my mouth, and sticking out the stop is... a hair.
Don't know where it came from as my hair is tied up (although it's obviously mine so maybe a sleeve). It's the one thing that turns my stomach and makes me physically heave.
Just pull it out you say? Oh I would, were it not for the bastarding melty cheese that it's entangled in and just snaps the hair.
It's in both halves! I've spent 10 minutes dismantling my masterpiece to find the bastards but I've just given up as it's made me lose my appetite. 
So I'm sulking. [wishes there was a pouty emoji]