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Garlic in your hoo ha

15 replies

Singlebutmarried · 25/04/2019 22:49

Seriously

Really

Because........

Sorry if this has been done

But.........

Vagina alioli anyone

Sheesh.

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Vinorosso74 · 25/04/2019 22:50

WTF??

Singlebutmarried · 25/04/2019 22:51

Apparently it’s for thrush

In my mind it’s for bread or sauce.

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user1473878824 · 25/04/2019 22:51

Hahahahahahahahahaha

FrenchBoule · 25/04/2019 22:52

And a bit of ginger up the arse for more flavour. Chillie pepper rub might spice things up a bit.

Singlebutmarried · 25/04/2019 22:52

@french

Ginger up the arse? That’d sting the ring surely.

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Yesicancancan · 25/04/2019 22:55

Thanks for this, it’s made me laugh out loud. Sorry probs my wasn’t the intention.

Vinorosso74 · 25/04/2019 22:55

And it burns, burns, burns.....

FrenchBoule · 25/04/2019 22:56

OP, I’m all for natural medicines but this world has gone mad.
I totally agree with you, wtf?

Singlebutmarried · 25/04/2019 22:57

I’m just WHY. WHY WOULD YOU

but hey

Whatever floats your boat.

Also just looked on line and apparently it needs to be crushed.

How the feck do you get all of that out (once said yeast has been desptched)

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FrenchBoule · 25/04/2019 22:58

So we have garlic, ginger, chillies and let it burn, burn, burn...
Yoghurt then to relieve the burn, goes well with cucumber. Tzatziki hoo ha anyone?

auntykara · 25/04/2019 23:27

So many questions
How long do you leave it in for? Do you let it... marinate? Hmm

NuclearReactor · 25/04/2019 23:29

Would your foof have garlic breathe?

rosydreams · 25/04/2019 23:31

who in their right mind would think this is a logical and sound idea

LavaLampLover · 26/04/2019 02:56

I don't even get the yoghurt up the floo either as every time I've ever tried it for thrush, it has stung and not helped at all.

And no, it wasn't a muller corner by mistake. It just didn't do what I was told it would.

Garlic? Fuck off with that, like

No way

bloodyskybroadband · 26/04/2019 04:12

@LavaLampLover I don't get the yoghurt thing either. the last thing I want when I have thrush is a soggy yoghurty fanny.

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