This isn't strictly an AIBU sorry, more like a plea for help!
I'm ridiculously pale, practically paper white. I can't get a tan at all, and I burn in the sun even with suncream in under half an hour.
I've tried the lightest gradual tanning moisturisers and I end up looking like an orange, I want to try a spray tan but I fear the same. And because the weather is getting warmer it would be nice to get my legs out again!
If any other pale people could recomend me what worked for them that would be great :)