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Detoxify and soothe your vulva . . .

10 replies

longwayoff · 17/04/2019 08:43

With a special charcoal product I refuse to name here. Apparently it's an 'internet sensation '. How's your toxic vulva today? I'm fine with mine as it is thanks.

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RateThisState · 17/04/2019 08:44

😂😂😂

BarbarianMum · 17/04/2019 08:45

Uncomfortable (thanks menopause). Doesnt need charcoal though, more oestrogen. Toxic???

Candleglow7475 · 17/04/2019 08:49

Lol guessing it would be less toxic if I didn’t keep sticking these ‘feminine products’ like charcoal on it 😂😂😂😂
Seriously it’s no wonder folk get thrush keep sticking things up their Cotton undies and a wash everyday is fine thanks!

Lweji · 17/04/2019 08:51

I got a special self cleaning one. It cost extra, but we'll worth it.

Lweji · 17/04/2019 08:51

Well!!!

LaurieMarlow · 17/04/2019 08:53

Is gwyneth behind this? Grin

MitziTheTabbyIsMyOverlord · 17/04/2019 08:53
Home77 · 17/04/2019 08:55

Oh wow, as if there is not enough anxiety provoking advertising around that now we need to worry about detoxifying (?) our intimate parts as well!

Bruisetooeasily · 17/04/2019 09:08

Is there a mens version a charcoal mask for their toxic penis & testicles....a daily dip to detoxify those swinging areas HmmGrin

bagpiss · 17/04/2019 09:16

Bruisetooeasily, I believe there is, i was looking for jokey stocking fillers last year, I didn't buy it but,

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