To laugh at my oh so skinny cousin when she calls me.......

[singingmum]

a fat bitch.
Now I don't know if I'm the only one who doesn't actually find this offensive.To me it's a rather obv statement as I am fat and(if you p me off)can be a little bit of a bitch.
I am actually more insulted when she substitutes the word bitch with the word cow.I don't eat grass or live in a field.
So ladies AIBU?

are you a female dog then ?

I bite like one when annoyed

dunno about being called fat - sounds like you have the right attitude. I hate the word bitch, find it really insulting and vile, but dh (who hates swearing, is kind and gentle) uses it freely to describe nasty people. Obviously not a vile word to everyone

Try the old retort

Yes. I am fat. And you are ugly and stupid. But i can diet

I'm glad you can laugh. I think that is horrible and clearly meant to rile you so best thing to do I suppose.

Truth is she thinks it will hurt and make me die or something.Her other fav seems to be I can't wait for her to have a heart attack and die.Lol.
I eat better than she does for a start.
Oh and when I say bitch I mean as in How I get when people treat others with contempt because they are under the illusion they are better than everyone else.
We are talking here of a 19yr old who says to her own mother 'Where's my dinner you fat bitch'
Such a lovely young woman

What a charming young woman

She really must be a joy to live with....

Oh I should have tried that one on my mum

"It's here on my hand, I'll feed it to you". SLAP in the mouth!

at disrespect to mum (and lovely cousin)

hmm, she sounds like a real charmer! Laughing at her probably drives her up the wall - keep doing it!

Wish her mum would sometimes as then at least she maybe would grow up.I do wonder if she is that way with others.If so she really needs to learn cause some people don't have as much patience as others and she may just find that a large person can pack a punch.
She actually told her sister that she was fat.Her sister has 2yr old twins and still wears size6-8 and is slimmer than her.Don't some people just make you laugh.