Where have all the good clothes gone?
And when'd I get so plump?
Where's the floaty midi dress that skims over the lumps?
Isn't there a shop out there not filled with leopard print?
Late at night I search online
...Then I realise that I'm skint
I need a new dress!
I'm holding out for a new dress til I dunno when
Its got to be long (ish)
And it's got to be cheap
And it's got to be more than a 10...
...so today I went shopping with my lovely trendy skinny mother. I didn't buy anything. But I may have had some wine.
Please send help, or style advice, or continue the song if you like.