my Mum has arranged her hen night (meal) for a night when I'm on hol

[HarrywillNOTfuckingdie]

because a lot of her friends are away on teh night I could make it

I'm her fucking DAUGHTER FGS

I just want to say, your name made me want to come here and pat you on the back...
but actually, I'd be a little hurt. Though it is terribly hard trying to organise something like this.

Could you go out for a special meal out before you go on hols maybe?

No. Have decided to stamp my foot and sulk

MamaG

I hate hen nights, I would be cock a hoop with joy TBH. Only ever did one and that was enough.

well obviously you need to sulk and stamp, she's your mum FGS...but then maybe??? She probably feels bad....

Oh yes, good point LGJ

I would be horrified if anybody tried to put a net curtain covered in condoms on my mum!

Oh God Yes, totally agree with Bree. A hen night avoided is a good thing.

I feel better now!