To think slices of bread should be the same thickness?!

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From the same 'thick' pre sliced loaf. I mean obviously first world problems and all, but.

I'd just like an even number. It's a pain in the arse when you're doing loads of sandwiches.

Oh yes I hate this! Tesco’s seeded bread is the worst - sometimes you get a normal bit then the next resembles a doorstop!