For wanting to eat ds cause he is just so damn cute?

[theUrbanDryad]

just given him his bath and put him down to sleep, and he was kicking his chubby little legs in the bath and giggling with delight. he's in his cot at the moment and i can hear him singing down the baby monitor.

Oooh, there's nothing like a little fat pair of knees is there? Yum!

yes you are being unreasonable.

Have just looked at your pics and no YANBU. He is seriously gorgeous.

....and i've just gone up to check on him and he's flat on his back with his fists curled up by his head.

YANBU - he is scrummy I feel like that about my DS too

YABU.

Cannablism is wrong

NUT -

i can just imagine my HV's face if i suggested that i wanted to eat him cause he was too cute!!

Do you see squirrels and say yum, let me eat you? no? ewhy would you want to eat a cute child? Do you cok teddy bear stew for dinner? Bizarre!

YABU

perhaps not unreasonable, but don't really understand it myself.

it is unnatural to NOT want to eat your little children. And I don't mean just a little nibble. I mean massive chunks ripped out of their thighs and bottoms, with flesh dangling from your jaws and blood streaming down your neck.

Squirrels are park rats. they all have rabies and eat chunks out of toddlers.

no, really.

"DH doing his "sensitive man" bit...

Is that a copy from an Athena poster...??....
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I like squireels! And rats, mind you.

Nope, never felt urge to nibble my boys. Have worried I might hug them so hard they'd break but no, not nibble

re you kidding? DS1 is 7 and already uses deodorant, I dont fancy a gobful of that! plus we've just got abck from camping and they're filthy. nah, leave it to you weird lot!

MMM
Those are the best moments.

Yummy yummy yummy. I eat dd all the time. She thinks its hilarious (6.5months).

I love babies. But I couldn't eat a whole one.

Having just taken a look at those pictures, have to say that YABU. What a cutie