What the actual bloody hell is this?

[WhyTheLongFace]

Beer cap for scale.

A tiny and scarily detailed mangled human.

Why? What is it? Is it going to drag itself up the stairs and murder me in my sleep? And where did it come from? And WHY??????

Looks like a walking dead figure? I’ll bet they sell them somewhere for some sort of role playing/gaming type thing.

Half a very small zombie...

You killed Gulliver

A tiny zombie?????

I’m going to have to move out aren’t I?

Has your cat found a nest of Borrowers and brought you it's leftovers as a gift?

Looks like a character from a game - like haggisfish said. We've got a couple of Zombie games and have similar figures (not painted, mind, but some people do paint them)

Almost as scary does this mean someon in my family is doing weird walking dead role play?

Poor mangled borrower. I wonder if it is Pod.

It looks like it has a tail.

NO!!!! Not pod!!!

Just tried to look it up by looking at walking dead figures. Can't find anything 😂

I think it’s tentacles. Or maybe intestines?

I need to know. My 7yo DS seems to have acquired a set of teeny teeny tiny poseable soldiers about that size. Arms move and they stand up. And I’d love to get him more but I have no clue where from and even less clue where these came from (may have been in an inherited bag of toys from one of several cousins?!)

It's clearly a severed torso. Yuck!

Disclaimer:
Soldiers are in now way maimed or dismembered as this one is disturbingly si!

I’m going to bed. (V early start).

If I hear teeny tiny dragging, wheezing, zombie type noises getting nearer.... bumping up the stairs..... I shall hide under the duvet.

Good idea. It'll never manage to wriggle under the duvet and eat your brains,

Wear bedsocks tonight. And gloves. And a suit of armour. Just in case.

The Borrowers: Zombie Apocalypse Edition.

A hitherto unpublicised sequel.

Not often found in the Childrens' Library for some reason...

You'll need a special snorkel...