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What the actual bloody hell is this?

20 replies

WhyTheLongFace · 23/02/2019 20:33

Beer cap for scale.

A tiny and scarily detailed mangled human.

Why? What is it? Is it going to drag itself up the stairs and murder me in my sleep? And where did it come from? And WHY??????

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Haggisfish · 23/02/2019 20:34

Looks like a walking dead figure? I’ll bet they sell them somewhere for some sort of role playing/gaming type thing.

YouTheCat · 23/02/2019 20:35

Half a very small zombie...

Debruary · 23/02/2019 20:35

You killed Gulliver Sad

WhyTheLongFace · 23/02/2019 20:36

A tiny zombie?????

I’m going to have to move out aren’t I?

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EwItsAHooman · 23/02/2019 20:36

Has your cat found a nest of Borrowers and brought you it's leftovers as a gift?

DollyPartonsBeard · 23/02/2019 20:37

Looks like a character from a game - like haggisfish said. We've got a couple of Zombie games and have similar figures (not painted, mind, but some people do paint them)

WhyTheLongFace · 23/02/2019 20:37

Almost as scary does this mean someon in my family is doing weird walking dead role play?

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WhyTheLongFace · 23/02/2019 20:37

Poor mangled borrower. I wonder if it is Pod.

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3luckystars · 23/02/2019 20:39

It looks like it has a tail.

Haggisfish · 23/02/2019 20:39

NO!!!! Not pod!!!Grin

PixieDust20 · 23/02/2019 20:40

Just tried to look it up by looking at walking dead figures. Can't find anything 😂

WhyTheLongFace · 23/02/2019 20:41

I think it’s tentacles. Or maybe intestines?

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Alabasterangel6 · 23/02/2019 20:42

I need to know. My 7yo DS seems to have acquired a set of teeny teeny tiny poseable soldiers about that size. Arms move and they stand up. And I’d love to get him more but I have no clue where from and even less clue where these came from (may have been in an inherited bag of toys from one of several cousins?!)

meladeso · 23/02/2019 20:43

It's clearly a severed torso. Yuck!

Alabasterangel6 · 23/02/2019 20:44

Disclaimer:
Soldiers are in now way maimed or dismembered as this one is disturbingly si!

WhyTheLongFace · 23/02/2019 20:44

I’m going to bed. (V early start).

If I hear teeny tiny dragging, wheezing, zombie type noises getting nearer.... bumping up the stairs..... I shall hide under the duvet.

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picklemepopcorn · 23/02/2019 20:47

Good idea. It'll never manage to wriggle under the duvet and eat your brains,

averystrangeweek · 23/02/2019 21:00

Wear bedsocks tonight. And gloves. And a suit of armour. Just in case.

MitziK · 23/02/2019 21:04

The Borrowers: Zombie Apocalypse Edition.

A hitherto unpublicised sequel.

Not often found in the Childrens' Library for some reason...

elQuintoConyo · 23/02/2019 21:12

You'll need a special snorkel...

What the actual bloody hell is this?
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