AIBU to kick him out before he settles in

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Knives in the fork slot, forks in with the spoons, spoons wherever he feels like putting them... i mean theres clear designated slots! And dont get me onto where he put the cooking implements....

AIBU to kick him out before he starts doing really odd things like i dunno folding laudry haphazardly.....

Tell me ladies am I alone in this daily challenge

Lighthearted for those that hadnt worked that out yet

oh imagine how he folds the towels
the horror

Post it notes everywhere so that he knows where stuff goes

I'd say LTB but my habits are far worse.

Niggley shit does your head in.
Dh can't load the diishwasher correctly, makes me cringe. I do it myself or try not to look if he got there first. I can sense the wrongness if he turns it on.

It annoys me how some people can't see that something's in the wrong place. If the cupboard has saucepans in it, does it look right to put a drinking glass in there too? Or would that glass be better in the cupboard with the other drinking glasses that are identical ?

I'm not anal but some things are obvious.

Get a cat

Sometimes I put cutlery in the wrong slots just to wind DH up.

My brother once put bacon in the airing cupboard
DS puts spoons forks knives (ahhhh) every time
DH is left handed - that’s whole three on awkward

I just put all my cutlery loose in the drawer, with no holder whatsoever, where the items are FREE to frolic with one another.