I can hear my boss shouting me .... am ignoring her

[MamaSpeccyMolecky]

because

(a) I'm not a dog
(b) Its not even 9 o'clock yet

so fark off

Good day then love

yeah I had that feeling too!

You could try the parenting line: "I can only hear happy voices"

AAAAAAARGH she's doing my fecking HEAD IN

Keeps coming into my office and waffling on

she's just been wittering on that her filing hasn't been don

NMFJL

(not my fucking job love)

yes i think I'll use thjat NQC

Pick up a file / notebook and rush out of your office looking at your watch, as though you are late for a meeting. Then go find somewhere quiet to have a coffee....works for me!!!

Soz it's past 9am now - your time is officially hers

Spike her coffee

well i'm a childminder and start at 7.30am. door bell was going at 7.15am this morning tried to not hear it but ended up opening the door at 7.18am to two very noisy boys

Good luck with the rest of your day. How about ear plugs, and feigning temporary deafness?

she's in a moooood !