AIBU to have a giant moan?

[FigandVanilla]

For the following reasons:

1. I am absolutely choked with a horrible cold that is making me feel miserable. My poor nose is raw from blowing and I sound like a man who smokes 40 a day.
2. I’ve just discovered a mistake I’ve made at work which I will have to explain to my boss on monday. It’s remedy-able and not the end of the world, but I will still spend a weekend worrying about it.
3. Despite my diet attempts I have gained half a pound this week (may be snot, may be all the sneaky illness biscuits).
4. My cat ate a flower and barfed it up on my duvet, ON CLEAN SHEET DAY.
5. Healthy me of the past decided, when doing the food shop, that a beetroot salad would be an acceptable meal for tonight. Ill me of the present is livid.

😭😭😭😭😭😭

oh dear, that all does sound quite shite!

tea and cake and a movie?

Moan away! I could use a good moan myself, to be honest. You've a shit day so I think you deserve it!

It's OK to moan. I'm just please I told no-one to fuck off yesterday at work.

Tea and cake it is!

Aquamarine1029 feel free to share your moan, all moans welcome here!

Number 5 made me laugh damn you healthy figandvanilla you should of seen this coming!

Sounds like a shit week. Time for chocolate and a bath I think

I'm just please I told no-one to fuck off yesterday at work.

Sometimes this deserves a reward in and of itself

My cat threw up the clean sheets last week. I was furious and gave him a proper telling off which he listened to carefully before shouting for a replacement dinner

5. Healthy me of the past decided, when doing the food shop, that a beetroot salad would be an acceptable meal for tonight. Ill me of the present is livid.

Healthy you needs a good talking to. On a cold February night, I'm pretty sure beetroot salad is probably illegal, (if it's not it should be). .

Also don't worry about 3. You are supposed to feed a cold and I have heard that colds like biscuits best.

Do you have a local pizza delivery company? I recommend lots of pizza, cake and movies. Oh and tell cat he/she is banned from the bedroom unless he/she makes up for it with lots of purring and cuddles.

Get a takeaway!

Well, op, my mum is visiting. Again. After being here for 2.5 weeks for Christmas. I do love her very much but FUCK ME. She is driving me mental.

My cat threw up the clean sheets last week. I was furious and gave him a proper telling off which he listened to carefully before shouting for a replacement dinner.

Your doing well, my DCat just gives me a superior look (which I assume means stop feeding me this expensive cat food and give me the organic hand reared, Steak and Salmon I am entitled to) and turns his back on me and stalks off, if I try to tell him off.

Oh you have my full sympathy.
I am also full of snot. I ache all over and my eyes are dry. Off work all week. 2 listless children at home who both have head aches. Snow.
All my friends are sick of me moaning :)

Cuddle your cat and eat pizza!

All round excellent advice, thank you! And thank you for making me laugh about my evil bitch past self forcing salad upon me pizza is a very fine suggestion!

@kakiqueen hope you feel better soon!

You definitely need a take away. Something really spicy to clear your head.

YABVU not to have put a trigger warning that "spicy takeaway" was likely to be mentioned in this thread. I am verging on hangry, CBA to cook dinner and I live somewhere where there are no takeaways/delivery options.

Hope you start feeling better soon OP.

Thank you @FigandVanilla ( which incidentally sounds like a great pudding option), you too!

OP your first 3 things could have been listed by me, so I'm right there with you.

I've responded by buying myself a box of chocolates and two new books to enjoy it with, for no other reason than I'm a miserable cow and I need it

YANBU!!

Moan away. I've been moaning all evening