Stupid whale! And no screwdrivers!!!

[sleepdeprived17]

Struggling to sleep tonight, been ill all week and my body clock is way off. Thought i was going mad hearing a droning noise so got up to search the house. No! Dd's stupid bloody whale that swims round the bath (that dp told me has been broken for a week) has just come back on and is banging away at the side of the bath. I've drained remaining water out of it and the fecking thing is still going. DP has recently been fiddling round with tools whe not actually fixing anything and now i cant find a screwdriver to take the bloody batteries out.
Aibu to throw it at his snoring head?

I've wrapped the stupid thing in a towel, buried it in the wash basket and shut the door and I'm still convinced I can hear it.
Am I going mad?!

Not yet, but you will be in about three hours.

Hit it with a hammer. Or a brick. Or a car.

I've put the tv on tp drown it out and Dp has just rolled over, turned it off and gone back to sleep. It's gonna be like that scene from the godfather when he wakes up but instead of horses head it's gonna be a smashed up bloody whale!!
Tvs going back on, between the whale and his snoring I'm gonna lose the plot

A sharp small ended knife, will do, in place of a screwdriver.

Toys that come back to life, are terrifying. I watch too many horror films, though. I'm always scared that if I take the batteries out, it'll still work.

Yep, that whale is possessed, end it now. Don’t just hit it once though like in horror movies, make sure it’s completed dead!

It needs one of them stupid long skinny screwdrivers, a knife won't fit

When I first went looking for the noise, I pulled the shower curtain back expecting a murdering clockwork clown or some other type of monster

I've put the tv back on and the fan. If I never post again, you know it was the pink 'killer' whale

starts writing film script any last words?

"Pineapple on pizza isn't as bad as people make out and nutella is overrated."

gets dramatically drowned by whale

This film will be amazing!!! So sorry for your death by toy whale and all, but hey that’s show business! I’m off to by a palace on the back of this :)

Is the whale dead now Hope you got some sleep.

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