Petty Or Not, Here I Come!

[CheekyChops666]

My ex is really pissing me off right now (excuse my french)...

I decided to send him one of those glitter bomb revenge cards to make myself feel better...basically it's a card that gets delivered to his house and when he opens it, it'll vomit glitter all over his and his house.

Anybody else like to share with the class some anonymous, non-criminal, methods of petty revenge that I can consider in future? has pen and paper ready

(Before the moral brigade come riding along, I've had literally years of BS behaviour that I normally rise above... I'll be over it by tomorrow, but for now it feels good to have pulled myself down a vibrational level or 2 )

Um, I need to know about these cards. Can they be sent anonymously? Where do you get them?

You can also send someone a bag of dicks.

Gummy ones, that is. It has a lovely large piece of paper with 'EAT A BAG OF DICKS' written on it.

@Funnyface1 Completely anonymous (or so I am led to believe...!) 🤣🙈 I think there's a couple of companies if you google, my colleague told me about it probably assuming I was more mature than what I am...

@GinaCarbonara 🤣🤣🤣 I love the bag of dicks!! That's an idea getting stored to my phone notes for future reference 🙂

Shamefully placemarking.

I need some tips aswell for non criminal revenge on a person that has caused me and my DP aggro for 2 years.

I have never heard of these vomit spewing glitter cards....I want a few 😁

There is a company which for a fixed amount sends absolutely nothing in a massive box with pictures of dicks all over the paper, massive tape marked with “warning sex aid inside” and it has a massive packing slip with “12inch black vibrating anal penetrative device” or whatever you choose. I can’t think of the company but if you google “embarrassing revenge” or similar it should come up.

@Governoress86  Have to keep it legal and under the radar of course...

@ToffeePennie Amazing! 😂😂😂 I will get right on investigating that!