These aren't BRAND NEW and UNWORN

[Shiklah]

I present to you this unmissable opportunity, a bargain at £30K:

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Collection-of-tights-stockings-hold-ups-suspenders-Various-brands/192164898770

WTAF? Seriously how many pairs of tights and hold ups does any person need, whatever their purpose for them. Brand new and unworn? I'm not convinced.

Eeeew

Um, you know those are for someone with specialist interests, right?

What on earth?! I thought my tights drawer was a little unruly...

Yes, I figured. No woman stores her hosiery like that

There are 22 people watching the auction!

Yeah the ''specialist interests'' insert themselves all over Ebay instead of staying put in their own section

I bet that plastic sheeting has some stories to tell.

22 people on this planet are interested in purchasing a shipping container full of tights. What a time to be alive.

@PerpendicularVincent

I m imagining a short, stout, hairy man in Y fronts and a gimp mask diving head first into them with wanton abandon. But I have an over active imagination.

I just keep wandering how many times it's been wiped down

30k??

Special interests ewwwwwww

I bet that plastic sheeting has some stories to tell.

I’m not even going to click on the link as dh is bound to notice it in “recently viewed items” and think I’ve gone mad. Plus I’ll get emails asking if this auction “is still of interest to me” and lord knows what their “suggestions related to items I’ve viewed” will be

If I literally clear Primark's stock of tights today can I list them for £5,000 or am I missing something vital?

30k and collection only. I don’t think it’s just tights that are being sold

‘Discretion assured’ now that’s not normally something I think about when purchasing tights

I really didn't need to see some of the photos of 'similar items' a bit further down the page

It says new/unworn though. Aren’t the special interest types after the worn ones 😬

Of course they're not brand new and unworn, they say that in the ad to get past the filter that doesn't allow used underwear to be sold.

discretion assured is code for "this are really not new and unworn a'tall"

😂😂😂😂😂😂 @FlashingLights101

The seller doesn't have any feedback. Shocking that.

I think 30 pounds too much lol never mind 30k lol

Don’t think it’s tights that are being sold here. Collection only.