to not know wot u is all goin on about

[bazjazkazxx]

wot is all this bitchin about Jordan and all this butt plug stuff

you is all disgustin

Yes, Golem sounds about right. bazjazkazxx, are you looking for your Precioussss? I don't think it's here ...

Is it that kate nash fella? The one that is too bitta?

what do you do all day baz? Text your mates and chat about which boy fancies you? Tell me, do you learn to spell like that, or are you really that thick?

its slaggin OFF not of

Yeh that's right innit. Wot u spect us 2 doo?

but we lyke doin dat innit baz we da best

That was to bazooker or wotevah yer name is!

so tell me this righte

how is it right to say all that about butt plsugs and then bitch about Jordan being a bad roll model. Jordan wuld never do anythin filthie like that

THe english language really does need a letter for a glottal stop

wotevah is a good effort but the t shouldn't be sounded

know her personally do you??

Baz, tell us

Are you Jordan?

fishy?? are you being a bad girl??

It is SO not Cod.

Have you EVER EVER known cod to spell three words in a row correctly?

"you is all"

vs

oyu su lla

plugs spelt plsugs???

Can I take your bets please folks

13 year old boy with his full 5cm standing to attention, a chair up against his bedroom door in case his mum tries to get in?

48 yr old man living with his aged mother, just given her the friday night sponge bath and experiencing complex emotions?

pissed mner?

7 teenage girls on a sleepover?

this is hilarious

i don have to know her do i

she is a good mum and not like some who hang aroun the internte all day talkin about wot they like to stick up there backsies

13 year old boy

the sleepover girls can spell better than that

Jordan can spell..... she's written a book.

lol like the idea of 48 year old man living with mum!!

lol

pass the pop corn!!

I actually think it must take a certain level of concentration to miss letters of the end of words like that.

Any secondry school teachers around to comment on this standard of English?

Where did Baz say viperz?

Am changing my vote to pissed mner

the name is a bit of a giveaway

(Quattro, you're spot on re the glottal stop - the convention is to use an apostrophe, eg wo'eva - but I agree there must be something more appropriate)