My dh has called into work sick- because he has heartburn!
The pajamas are on, the pained expression is in full force.
For context- he has an iron gut normally and is placing the blame for his agony on having peas with dinner last night 
I have a hiatas hernia and have been choked with heartburn during pregnancy so I'm no stranger to how he feels but a day off? Seriously!
I am insisting he rings our gp, he doesn't want to as 'its just heartburn' but if that was true, he would pop an antacid and go to work not moan around the house all day!