Went to visit DSis today and parking is quite difficult to come by in her street so she always says to family who are visiting to block her car in on the driveway. Her normal neighbour has an allocated space beside hers but her nutty neighbour on the other side doesn't have any driveway or parking assigned (weird, but their problem!).
Anyway, pulled up today to visit and as we were getting out the car this woman appears in a car indicating as if to drive through our car and into my DSis's driveway. CF put the window down and said "that's my house, you'll have to move". My DH was confused and said "oh no, I don't think so, we are visiting that house and it's my SIL that lives there". She then says "no, I live there" and points at the house next door. Again, we are both looking at each other like wtf? She then keeps insisting that she parks in front of my sister's driveway, and my sister appears at the door and is like "wtf no she never parks over my driveway, just ignore her". We go to walk round the car onto the pavement and she screeches round the car and over the pavement onto the grass, just about running over DH in the process.
DSis says she never parks there, so can't work out why she was making all these mad claims. I'm still like wtf hours later 🤔😒
Diagram included of course....blue square is our car, orange car is nutty neighbour, pink squares are other people's cars, grass is green and path is brown obviously, black lines are front doors to houses.