To love Martha Stewart?

[HermioneWeasley]

I know she’s a convicted felon, but I love her aesthetic, and her stuff is gorgeous and innovative, and I’m watching her on Netflix now.

Gah, I’m so inadequate

YABU I prefer her brother, Sir Patrick Stewart.

Convicted fellon and they let her read the news all those years?

I'm not sure what Sir Patrick is like at cooking, but he seems very cultured and I'm sure he has excellent taste. He would probably be very good at ordering wine and so on. I can also imagine him finding unusual homewares at antique stores on a weekend.