Do you want to see a drawing of me?

[thighofrelief]

This is me in the morning

LastOneDancing

Bloody Hell, OP, you're bloomin' gorgeous!

Yet another unattainable standard for women to aspire to

You have your first cigarette of the day, just up and while still naked (and unkempt ), before even having coffee???

That's a true dedication to addiction.

Brilliant! The Before looks just like me! Are we sisters?

I think you may be my twin - that's bloody spooky that is! Bit jealous of your perfectly symmetrical boobs though, if you were my true twin the left one would be a bit bigger and hang quite a lot lower

Stealth boast?

Does the hair on your foof really grow in a nice circle? And do you have balls hanging down behind or is that just more hair?

If only I looked as good as your first picture at any point in the day

This is me. Yeah yeah yeah, I had a rough night OK?

Make the most of your winter plumage by the way - I've found as I approach sixty that I no longer grow hair on my legs or much anywhere else and I'm definitely feeling the cold more

FML you've drawn me...just replace fag with coffee mug.

And i look like that ALL DAY LONG.

My husband is so lucky he married a human bush

You're just trying to make the rest of us feel bad because we're not as gorgeous as you.

I call it "attainable beauty"

I think I'm in love with you x

I like that your abdomen looks like a really surprised face.

You is Bootiful Op 😍

Thank you, I'm single btw - surprisingly. My abdomen is very surprised after all those medicinal M&S chocolate florentines i ate earlier.

I'll draw another portrait tomorrow and we can see if I had a rough night.

The first picture is relatable (minus the fag). Good use of the word "plumage".

I love your idea of attainable beauty. I feel I have attained it and you've given me a boost 

My evening ensemble

Tinty no balls, just a complete sphere of plumage.

This has made me laugh so much, thank you. It's good to know I' m not the only one who's rocking this look !

If Cosmo put me on the cover i think Britain would just cheer up. Terrorists would feel bad for us and no politicians would have the heart to implement austerity. They'd say - look at this poor sod, give her back her taxes ffs.

that has cheered me right up.....