I've had an OP under GA today, all went ok, so was allowed home this evening. DH took the day off, sat with me for many dull hours in the hospital, taxi'd me around, brought me percy pigs to cheer me up post op and has generally been a pretty exemplary dh.
BUT he's chosen tonight of all fucking nights to take up sober snoring. Ive already woken him 3 5 times to tell him to roll over/stop etc (he drunk snores when on his back), but he keeps going straight back to sleep, rolling back over and resuming where he left off.
All the good drugs I was on earlier have now worn off, so I'm grumpy and in pain and can't sleep lying next to thomas the fucking tank weeble here.
I can't boot him to the sofa, as he's got a bad back and will be in agony tomorrow if he sleeps down there (and there isn't enough sympathy or painkillers in the world house for that right now).
I could go and sleep on the sofa, but I don't want to as it's cold (no duvet, only a blanket) and putting on extra layers and making it downstairs is a non-trivial proposition without assistance right now.
It's not really the end of the world as I can sleep all day tomorrow if I need to (yay for sick leave), but fuck me am I tempted to smother him with his super-soft duck down pillow(s). My bog-standard foam one wouldn't do the job properly, I suspect, although it may reduce the decible levels.
I know IABU, but goddamnit.