As asked by the characters in home alone

[lizzlebizzle33]

AIBU to steal a toothbrush from my local drugstore because the scary old snow shovelling man freaked me out and I ran away?

AIBU to use my dad's credit card for my very own vacation because I get crapped upon by the family

WIBU to call CPS on my terribly abusive, nasty, neglectful family? Especially as they have managed to forget about me when going away on holiday twice now, once when I was 8 and once at 9 years old?

WIBU to scare the crap out of the pizza delivery guy so I don't have to pay for my pizza even though I have all of the money I stole from my big brothers bedroom?

Aibu to expect my work partner to not leave the water running in every house we visit? He thinks it's funny but I think he's being a CF.

AIBU to use my staircase as an epic sled-run?
No, no I am not

Aibu to be an obnoxious little shit to the checkout girl who is just doing her job

AIBU to be an annoying talentless little twat?

AIBU to think my little shit of a brother got himself into his own mess and we should just enjoy our holiday?

WIBU to hide in a Wendy house at night so we can rob a toys store?

AIBU to think my brother is BU? We are going on holiday abroad to visit our brother and he's brought his whole family to my house the night before. The house is chaos, my wife is trying to get everybody ready for tomorrow, and my brother is watching movies with the elder kids and won't even contribute to the pizza I brought for dinner. He also called my 8 year old son a jerk for knocking milk over.

AIBU for wanting to beat the out of my little brother for completely destroying my room, stealing my money, smashing a treasured framed picture and letting loose my much loved pet?

Aibu to ask the future president of America the directions to the lobby

Aibu to take a lift home from uncle buck in his hire lorry even though I make it obvious I can't stand him and think I'm above him

AIBU to order a cheese pizza, just for me.

A lift home from Uncle Buck 🤣🤣

Different film but,
How much would you love Uncle Buck to come into your life?!
AIBU to collect my niece from a party and frighten the shit out of her twat of a boyfriend by tying him up and putting him in the boot of my car and threaten him with a chainsaw?

AIBU to think these burglars breaking into my home have super powers? They’ve so far survived falling down stone steps, horrific burns and a paint can to the head.

AIBU to watch violent movies of people with guns and then fantasize of doing the same to thick as pigshit burglars who I weirdly keep running into.

AIBU reasonable to sue the parents of a child who knocked my tooth out? They are clearly loaded and this "accident" was done in the home, the brat clearly did it intentionally.

AIBU - my son hasn’t spoken to me in years and the whole neighbourhood think I’m a scary old man. Kids even scream in my face and then run away.
This same kid then needed my help later - I saved him from people robbing his house. AIBU to think I’m actually nice and kind and people should treat me like that?

We’re going on a transatlantic flight around Christmas time this year and I have generously offered to pay for my brother’s family’s flights and accommodation. Being the rich bastard I am, I always travel first class, however during a recent phone call my brother has made it clear that him and his wife are expecting to be in first class, while all the kids travel in economy (I’m not that well off!). it’s a big deal for them as they can’t afford the little luxuries in life but I just know that he’ll show me up by stealing the crystal glassware and go overboard on champagne. AIBU to pay for DB and SIL to travel first class and not DC?

AIBU to spend $967 on room service?