To think karma is hilarious

[Eliza9917]

I'm looking for a car.

I clicked on a fiesta that had the main picture as a side on picture of the car. I read the description. The seller is looking for a swap. The description states that the bonnet isn't in the best condition. At the bottom, he puts any cars offered for a swap 'must be suitable for a woman to drive'. So I raise an eyebrow and think what a wanker.

Then I click through the pictures of the car and see this

What cars are not suitable for women to drive....

I can't make out what it says

I drive a HGV horsebox...I presume that would be classed in the "not suitable for women" category? Us Laydeez struggle with anything beyond a basic 1.2l obviously.

Can't make it out either but jeez they can't seriously think someone would be daft enough to buy it like that

It says c*nt

I used to drive a high performance sports car (clearly totally unsuitable for a woman to drive). When insuring a classic Ford recently, the insurance company chap asked my DP if I would be able to handle such a car as they go quite quick, you know. He just got laughed at, silly little man. I also used to have a fiesta, poor car to have that carved on it!

It looks like the windscreen is smashed also. .

Must be suitable for a woman to drive? Does that mean it has Bodyform-lined car seats?

Genuien miles?

Bonnet in poor condition hahahahaha!

Suitable for a WOMAN to drive! How very dare he?!

I reckon the ex-wife did the damage to the car and the seller wants something he & OW can swan about in. Although when OW sees that ad it'll just be for him. With matching damage on the side panels.