Sex toys!

[fourfuckssake4]

So a leading supermarket are going to start selling sex toys to pick up with the weekly/daily shop. Fair enough, times change. Aibu to ask you witty lot for your advert thoughts. Can't get ' not any toy, a m&s toy out of my head with that voice .was in the daily fail but I need cheering up

I'd have a woman looking at a shelf (from the shelfs perspective) and being all sniggers and 'whatever next!' .

Then I'd have a female staff member walk past and whisper 'batteries. Aisle 4.....'
Cut to music.

Not an advert idea... but I what you get as a substitute if it's not available with your online order/delivery!

"That's Asda Price" as the whip cracks against the backside.

@alfagirl73

Not an advert idea... but I what you get as a substitute if it's not available with your online order/delivery!

Cucumber? Aubergine? Courgette?

Hello - this thread is 4 years old people!

Does anyone know if it happened in the end?

Also is anyone thinking of Tesco's Every little helps?

I have bought a bullet from boots but never Tesco's

I prefer to buy my toys discretely from specific websites I know that will send me stuff in unmarked packages :-)

Especially if it's a large package

Never too late to rejuvenate your sex life!!

I'm almost 49 and my sex life is better than it has ever been