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AIBU?

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To give you an update re: My Arse?

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Cressida89 · 07/10/2018 18:35

Some of you were kind enough to take an interest in My Arse last weekend when I was looking for ways to prevent the return of the appalling spots I'd been battling.

So, I finished the antibiotics last Sunday. So far so good...

I have taken the following steps:
Shower twice a day. Exfoliate once. Use 'Dermol' wash the other.
Wear either 100%cotton knickers or... wait for it... NO KNICKERS!! Yup - I've been going commando a lot
Smear my arse with cider apple vingear infused with garlic every evening before bed.

I also had a test for diabetes (as recommended by a poster on my last thread). Thankfully was negative.

So AIBU to think I've beaten the spots...?!

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MawkishTwaddle · 07/10/2018 18:48

I bet your arse is peachy, but...apple cider vinegar and garlic?

How's the sex life? Wink

Cressida89 · 07/10/2018 18:58

Well, that's the thing... I'm thinking this regime isn't a long-term solution... My OH hasn't said anything. I did have to reject his advances the other night because I didn't want him getting too close to my garlicky arse - but I had a different reason/excuse... 2 weeks of antibiotics had given me the inevitable thrush Envy

It's been a rough few weeks, all told.

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MawkishTwaddle · 07/10/2018 19:28

You poor thing.

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