Spilled half a bottle of fabric softener over the floor, opened the door on my toe and scrape it badly, squirted my moisturiser the wrong way INTO the stereo and it's stuck in the mesh, got to my car and someone has dinked my door (very new, leased car).
This is all in the space of 2 hours and I'm in the foulest mood, going out for a lovely family day so I need to snap out of it.
I'm due on too 