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To think mr bull is a dubious character?

46 replies

whyispeppainthenightgarden · 24/09/2018 16:23

Pretty much that. He is always hanging around school events and around children yet appears to have none

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WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 25/09/2018 16:01

I feel sorry for Miss Rabbit, having to work all those jobs just to make ends meet.

Unlike her lazy, good-for-nothing, benefit-scrounging sister, of course - keeps just popping out all of those kids like a, erm, rabbit, and expecting the taxpayer to subsidise her chosen lifestyle. I'll bet she has a flat-screen TV in her massive warren as well - and she doubtless goes to the bingo six times a day.... Grin

whyispeppainthenightgarden · 25/09/2018 18:37

I don’t think mummy rabbit is benefit scrounging. - daddy rabbit works many jobs too. He works at the museum and daddy pigs office on the train ....

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WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 25/09/2018 20:01

I don’t think mummy rabbit is benefit scrounging

Nah, she must be - always the case. Don't try and confuse bigots' hard-working British people's opinions with provable facts. These mums with loads of kids, dirty, shameless scroungers the lot of them even if they're married to their kids' dads and that, between them, they provide all of the support that their family needs. String em up - it's all they understand. Actually, no: hanging's too good for 'em; send 'em back where they came from admittedly a bit difficult if they were born here and ten generations of their family have lived here all their lives. Grin

Oh, and DM journalists - should you stumble across this thread in your desperate thievery thorough journalistic investigations, I want a credit in the strap-line as I've already done most of your job for you. All you have left to do is to grossly overestimate find out the market value of the Rabbits' 'luxurious taxpayer-funded council-warren'.

Celticlassie · 25/09/2018 21:06

He keeps fixing the school roof and then it leaks again soon after.

To be fair, Daddy Pig did fall through it. He's not a small pig. Grin

RollaBowlaBall · 25/09/2018 21:12

The episode where all the kids dress up as the countries of the world and then have a big argument in the sandpit is genius!

Peace and harmony, in all the world...

LivingDeadGirlUK · 25/09/2018 21:26

the show has grown on me but we have had to cut down as my son now shouts 'Pig! Pig! Pig!' every time he sees a screen.

LRDtheFeministDragon · 25/09/2018 21:44

JohnnyMcGrath, I think I love you.

VanillaSugary · 25/09/2018 21:58

Well, if Mummy Pig ever wants a divorce,I'd happily take Daddy Pig off her hands.

MrBull · 25/09/2018 23:53

Errr... well, this is awkward.

WhatchaMaCalllit · 26/09/2018 08:37

I thought this was going to be a conversation about Dr Jason Bull (a.k.a. Michael Weatherly) from the Fox TV series "Bull". Kind of disappointed that it isn't and it's about Peppa Pig.....

MaggieSimpsonsPacifier · 26/09/2018 08:41

The clue is in his very name - it’s all “bull”! Nominative determinism...

whyispeppainthenightgarden · 26/09/2018 09:17

Oops Blush didn’t realise you were a mnetter mr bull

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MrBull · 26/09/2018 09:41

DIG UP THE ROAD!
🤓

I think I'll have to report this post for defamation of character.

unlimiteddilutingjuice · 26/09/2018 11:14

I hope Mr Bull isn't for Leave.
Like all the characters he received his nursery education from Madame Gazelle. Seems very ungrateful to want her gone!

Strawberrybelly · 26/09/2018 11:31

I love it when Mr Bull goes in the china shop.

unlimiteddilutingjuice · 26/09/2018 11:50

Me too Strawberry Only bettered by Mr wolf asking "and what's your house made of?" to be met with the reply "Bricks. So don't even think about it"

whyispeppainthenightgarden · 26/09/2018 11:55

I’m surprised mummy elephant hasn’t been seen on the gifted and talented boards yet with Edmund Smile

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unlimiteddilutingjuice · 26/09/2018 11:58

"I’m surprised mummy elephant hasn’t been seen on the gifted and talented boards yet with Edmund"

That doesn't sound gifted to me. A bit of a clever clogs perhaps. Just enjoy him OP.

VanillaSugary · 26/09/2018 13:03

So, Mr Bull. Are you hung like a donkey or an ox?

MrBull · 26/09/2018 15:48

Firmly a remainer, I'll have you know.

Can't possibly comment on my genitalia. Although I'm pretty sure I don't even wear pants. Just the high vis and helmet 😉 (Sideline in male stripping).

Namastethefuckawayfromme · 26/09/2018 15:54

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