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The mumsnet demographic!

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itsgonemidnight · 19/09/2018 00:20

So it seems the average mumsnetter at the moment...

Breast feeds her kids til they r 10

Gets their tits out in Tesco (it's a woman right, they are just the same as men's breasts aparantly)

Loves and accepts people of all race, ethnicity, age, culture, dress sense, religion etc... but no transgender people(for some reason)

dislikes men and identifies as a feminist

Like to think they are liberal and free and natural and organic

Doesn't judge anybody at all ever (but is actually very judgmental!)

Loves teachers - teachers can do no wrong (to say so is teacher bashing)

Has the exact perfect relationship with their children (encourages independence, no tiger mums here! But never neglectful and always at the ready to call social services for other people's children )

Mmmmmmm Hmm

HebeMumsnet · 19/09/2018 11:48

Trying to moderate this thread but I can't quite see out from behind all my naice ham. Also my eyes are watering from Zoflora fumes and all I have to hand to wipe them is my thrice-laundered-this-morning Egyptian cotton duvet cover. But don't mind me. Wink

ClaraMumsnet · 19/09/2018 12:27

@BookMeOnTheSudExpress

looks shifty

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