To want to ask why?

[Cronesquerness]

Outside Morrison's is a sign which says "Today's butcher's special' it doesn't give any more information other than that the butcher is special today. I wish it said why though...

Right..... ok

Maybe the butcher themselves are special.

This would be the source of much amusement and distress in equal measure for me too OP.

That butcher could have won Eurovision or anything and you're just blethering on MN. Get in there and find out OP.

It’s nice to think you have a special butcher. Good of Morrison’s to let you know.
I am also wondering what is so special about him

It's disappointingly just the same butcher as usual and no obvious specialness. I feel a little let down now after reading the sign promising specialness, damn you, Morrisons!

I double dare you to stand at the counter singing Radiohead's 'Creep'

You're so (album version) special
I wish I was special.....

Shiiiit.....
I hope he’s the kind if special that means use of knives is ok....!!

iklboo I would've but his chopper was mahoosive!

I would've but his chopper was mahoosive!

Maybe that's why he's special...

Today’s butcher is....

Not a real butcher but a Morrison’s employee in a stripy apron

Ahhh the poor butcher...clearly he had made an effort and made himself extra special and you didn't even notice it

Maybe he had red pants on