AIBU in considering rationing the bleddy toilet roll ??

[BabySharkAteMyHamster]

18 rolls !!

18 sodding rolls of loo roll in one week !

18 !!

There are 3 of us in the house, all have normal sized arses.

Covert, loo room scrutiny seems to have narrowed down ds as the phantom arse wiper.

So, AIBU in hiding all but one loo roll per day ?? Dp says yes.

I say 18 bleddy rolls !!

I have a relative who somehow gets through a roll a day. I never understand how this is possible.

I would lock the loo rolls in the car boot and leave one out!

Dear to goodness that is a lot of bog roll. We have an arse wiping obsessed 5 yo and a dh with IBS. We still go through nowhere near that number. Maybe 4 or 5

Yes ration them. A pack of 9 is about £4, so that £8 a week on loo paper. Is someone using it to clean their motor bike?

I feel your pain. I think my lot eat the fecking things.

Rationing might be the way to go but you'll need to carry some on your person at all times because there will come a day when you go to the loo, fail to check whether there is any toilet roll left and find that you have nothing to wipe yourself with but a cardboard tube.

As Rimmer would say - its aliens. There's no other explanation that makes sense.