Typical LTL FTP intro - I know all about the sex bush and soft play stalker.
I've been woken up tonight by a bunch of drunk idiots outside changing some temp roadwork signs and blocking the road with them. No problem, ring up 101 and let them know and give instructions on how to put them right etc.
Just as I'm hanging up the call I hear some rustling at the side of my bed... look over and there's a fucking house mouse having a nice wander in my room! Of course I scream and it's run under my bed.
I'm now on the sofa and I'm convinced that I can hear scuttling in the walls, WIBU to burn the whole block down?