Ordered an item off Amazon, tracker showed that it had been delivered today, along with a picture and calling card.
I went into garden, it wasn't there, called Amazon who very kindly agreed to send me a replacement free of charge.
However, ds just been out for another look, and found it... IN THE WHEELIE BIN 
So I've called Amazon and told them that I havethe parcel after all, and they've said they'll cancel replacement.
Friend thinks Iwbu and I shouldof kept my mouth shut.
Out of interest, what would you have done?