Judges of Celebrity Masterchef

[GoatWoman]

I decided to watch this on catch-up due to sleep issues. Also, when I was a student in London and working in a bar, I once served Carol Decker a Gin and Tonik and a dish of pistachios.

My god, who are these fat, buldgey-eyed judges whom seem to masticulate akin to my poor deceased horse!

And they chomp on the cutlery. The last time I watched this it was Jean Michele Roux (whatever) and that wonderful woman chef Monica Gelato (sp?)

AIBU to think who are these cutlery chomping idiots presenting what used to be a good program?

I thought the word was masticate. I shall google.

I have googled. It’s masticate!

No OP your are right. It's crap.

Whats fun about getting so stressed at making a meal. Food is supposed to be calming and fun.

I c an;t watch it, it make me feel all anxious and on edge.

I did find masticulate in the urban dictionary where I don't think it means what the op thinks it means and other people have used it. I don't think the op just made it up.

I really miss Michel and Monica. They were very demanding of the professional competitors and the programme was interesting. It was about high end cooking, not gurning.

Masticulate?

Masticulate? Oh yes, John and Greg, those naughty megalodons

This is one of the most amusing threads I’ve read in 10 years on here!

Urgh! Cannot stand those cooking shows where plates of food are demanded. Down with this sort of thing!