To ring my DH's driving infuriating

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We're currently driving from home to a family caravan 2 hours away in the rain which has me miffed to start with. He's done nothing apart from complain about everyone else's driving so far (about 30 mins in). Too slow, why do they speed up on the hills then slow down on the flats, why did they indicate so early, and anything else he can think of. Now on a very busy A road which is single carriageway apart from hills, so he's moaning about being stuck behind people doing 55mph, then passed them on the dual bit and stuck his cruise control on at 58!! 3 freaking mph different!! Help me not strangle him before we get there, or pull him out of the car, clobber him, and take over myself!!

Dammit. Autocorrect buggered the title. It's not my day is it!!

Chill out, stick your ear-buds in and listen to some comedy. Your laughing for apparently no reason will really piss him off.

I feel fir you! My DH moans if traffic starts slowing down - why are they stopping ffs..... eeerrrr cos there's a. Incident?! It's not a conveyor belt it's a road

It just sends me insane! He can find someone to complain about on the 5 minute drive to the supermarket ffs I should know better than to let him drive. At least it's only when he's driving, I quite like him the rest of the time