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to want to strangle DH

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CodLiverOil556 · 19/08/2018 00:08

He's been to a party today for one of his buddy's. Great, he had a good time but has come home with the fucking hiccups. Every time he has a drink he gets the fucking hiccups. They drive me mad as they make the bed shake! I've kicked him out and sent him to the spare room...why he has to get so wankered is beyond me. This is lighthearted so no one is going to get strangled

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LongtimeLurker29 · 19/08/2018 00:15

I'd love for my DP to have hiccups. On the rare occasion he goes out he either loses his keys, his phone or pisses himself! Confused

Goth237 · 19/08/2018 10:47

@LongtimeLurker29 he pisses on himself?? Oh dear, that does sound much worse than hiccups >

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