To post this donkey with dildo on head story?!

[Maelstrop]

Pmsl at the ‘crucified on mumsnet’ comment!

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She ordered an ass, it just came with a free dildo 😂😂😂

It's made up, of course. Sunday Sport isn't much acquainted with the truth.

😂😂😂

Another one of their relentlessly truthful insights.

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