Got home to a red card, ok, fine would go to the depot next week sometime. But no. They've left it on n a "safe space" except we don't have a safe space and can't find the parcel! If delivery men leave stuff, it's usually in the recycling bin. Except our bins aren't out the front at the moment and you can't get through to the back as the gate is padlocked shut.
So we have no parcel. The front garden is small and bate, so if it was there we would see it. There's nothing it could have been even vaguely hidden under/ behind or any space that could even remotely be described as "safe".
AIBU that I now have a to go through the hell that is royal mail customer service for something that is there fault?
I don't even know what the bloody thing was!