Dh keeps drinking my Fever Tree tonic like it’s regular pop

[SimonBridges]

Should I LTB?

Time to hide a little stash of them for yourself. Also LTB, definitely.

Keep the bottles, and refill them with regular tonic for him!

I have the cans.
There is nowhere else to keep them and keep them cold.

I could get the Aldi fake Fever Tree. I don’t think he’d notice.

Say "please don't drink my tonic water". And then he won't.

I could just ask him not to but the problem is I suggested he drink some when he had indigestion. (Was what my mother used to prescribe.)