AIBU spider!

[Gromonster]

Just had a spider fall off me while I was changing baby. I used the phone light but can’t see where it’s gone, it’s hiding!

Now every tickle is scaring me and I have loads where my hair is falling out post pregnancy

AIBU to check into a hotel? 😱 🕷

Changing the baby

Yes yabu, they won't hurt you and don't want to hang about on your weird warm wiggly body parts. It's gone into a hiding place somewhere to eat all the horrid little flies and things you don't want walking on your food.

My husband just woke me up jumping on me as he swears something was crawling on his chest. He's safely back asleep, I'm lying here terrified expecting Aragog to land on me. Thinking about decamping to sofa...

I feel your pain!

That’s calming condepetie, thank you

It’s not a nest of little spiders/a false widow/a tube web/some foreign invader that arrived with my shopping?!?!

YANBU. Get yourself and the baby out now. The spiders are out to get you.

YANBU!

You know the Mumsnet drill for spiders
Get out
Burn down house
Set fire to ashes just in case
Sorted

Flumpy that made me smile
OP you are 100% safe. I can assure you.
Unless you are in Australia runnnnn

get a flame thrower and cleanse the house, NOW! YRDNBU

Thank you for your advice. Although I didn’t follow it in the end I know some of you might have been worried about us so wanted you to know we survived the night!

The baby has been keeping watch for me since 4am and playing loudly to keep the spider away

It will have vanished into a hole/skirting board/under furniture. Even tube webs and widows don't bite unless you step on them or try to squish them.