DCat is phenomenally stupid and has somehow trapped herself on neighbours roof. Neighbour is an arse and not the most stable man. He's refusing to come to the door. She tried to get in his third floor window but he shouted idiot at her and threw her part way down the roof. She's three floors up stuck on the roof and ladder isn't an option. I'm perched on a window sill and she's miaowing away. Any bright ideas before he hurls her off the roof completely?