Boob holders

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AIBU to really want one of these?

www.goodtoknow.co.uk/family/ostrich-sun-lounger-for-big-boobs-423010?utm_campaign=20180717_YGK-G_NWL_TW&utm_medium=email&utm_source=ET

I'd prefer to hire one from the same little shed where you can hire deckchairs and parasols.