That this is ridiculous?

[theSFclub]

I went Into the Tesco cafe this morning for breakfast after doing my shopping and the lady behind the counter said that there is no scrambled eggs or poached eggs this morning because they are on limited serving due to the football

But it's not on until three. It takes two minutes to make scrambled eggs

But she could make me friend eggs if I wanted

Fried eggs.

I like the fact that you think they actually use eggs to make scrambled eggs and not some powder and water chucked in a microwave

Well even then they use eggs don't they?! It's not eggless scrambled eggs, its powdered egg